If You Give A Pregnant Lady A Cookie

If you give a pregnant lady a cookie..who am I kidding, a pregnant lady can't eat just one cookie, then she her significant other will need to go to the store to buy more.

While her significant other is at the store she will call  wanting milk, ice cream, spaghetti, yogurt, chips, and banana's.

When she her significant other returns from the store with all the goodies she will grab a cup to pour the milk into.

While pouring the milk she notices that the cup is dirty and decides that the whole kitchen needs to be cleaned.

While cleaning the whole kitchen she will see a pineapple sitting out.

The pineapple will remind her that she needs to take her weekly bump picture.

While taking her weekly bump picture, she will start crying because she can't see her feet anymore.

Not knowing what to do, her significant other will grab a Kleenex and cup of water for her.

While drinking the water she will suddenly be reminded that she has to pee for the hundredth time that day. 

While using the restroom she see's some baby bath toys sitting in the bathtub.

She will then remember that they have to organize all of the baby shower gifts that they received.

While going through their gifts she comes across the book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

She will then remember the cookie(s) she was craving.

When she gets back to the kitchen she will realize that she ate all the cookies while she was cleaning, so she  her significant other will have to go to the store.

* A funny take on the book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Laura Numeroff