Happy Teacher Appreciation Week! In lieu of this week to celebrate the amazing teachers everywhere, I have created the Teacher's Alphabet. Thank you to each and every teacher out there!
A: A/C: you keep the A/C cranked down to the lowest temperature it will go... which is usually comparable to the Artic... never mind that it is below freezing outside, and you are wearing your jackets and mittens inside. That hot flash will hit at any moment while you are teaching, so you have to be prepared.
B: Bulletin Board: at the beginning of the school year, you create the most magnificent looking board, by the end of the year you are hoping the tape can hold up what is left of it!
C: Cold: I’m not sick, I’m not sick... you keep repeating to yourself, because having to write sub plans would be way harder than just coming in and suffering through it.
D: Dry Erase Markers: these are a coveted gem in the classroom. Finding these at a garage sale is like hitting the jack pot for teachers. If you really want to get on the teachers good aide, buy them in all different colors.
E: Eat in 10 minutes: it’s amazing how quickly a teacher can eat. They can eat their food, grade papers, have a parent teacher conference, and use the restroom all in a 30 minute time period.

